'Stumes is a new thing I'm saying now. Feel free to use it.
10. Antlers - no animal attached. People will be trying to figure out which animal with antlers you are ALL freakin' night. But you'll just be antlers. It's incredibly clever.
9. Kitty Clock - This one's SUUUPER simple. You dress as a cat and look from left to right all night. If you can get a mechanical tail that wags in time with your shifty eyes I say DO IT.
8. Johnny Knoxville - If anyone recognizes you, you can write to Johnny and say 'Hey buddy! Don't worry, you've stiiiiilll got it!' Someone's gotta stroke that poor guy's ego.
7. a Blog - go as this one! We love you! All you need is a sandwich board and a passion for the interwebs. Did I just paint a good enough mind picture with my imagination brush? E-mail me and I'll send you a diagram.
6. Mel Smith - You'll never have amazing hair like that, but you can damn well try.
5. Joe Biden - just recycle a George Bush costume but wear a whiter wig and give everyone a thumbs up. Totally do-able. I mean that in both the way that it's easily done and also that it's sexy.
4. Lady Gaga - just kidding.
3. T-Pain - put an Aero bar wrapper on your top teeth. DONE!
2. Ryan Reynolds in Buried - I don't know why. I like Ryan Reynolds and that's a movie he just did.
And number one?
Numero Uno?
El Supremo?
Jimmy friggen McMillan. Because he's a karate expert and he wants to make sure you get breakfast-lunch-n-dinner.
-Chomps ¶ 7:37 PM
