As you may have noticed, not only is the right half of our website now showing up, but it brought back a very slick Twitter box with it! Now you don't have to waste countless seconds clicking over to Twitter.com to read our nonsensical blurbs. With all that time now freed up, you could see how many endangered animals you can eat in an hour, or tweeze your unibrow, or make a cardboard box fort, or run for president, or darn your socks, or darn my socks, or alphabetize your pog collection. The possibilities are now endless.
You're very welcome.
-Eric Pause ¶ 4:18 PM
