So I'm sitting in my computer chair, updating some things on the website, when all of the sudden this pack of extremely wild teenage pirate ninjas kick in my door! They're angry as hell, and they're smashing everything in sight. I don't even bother asking questions, I just get right down to kicking ass and taking names. I get through about 60 of them without breaking a sweat, when the largest one, which I assume was their leader, demands I hand over the website! I take the last bite of my bagel (which I was munching on the entire time I was kicking ass), and coolly say "Come get some." So I grab the computer, and proceed to front flip over him and out the door. Now I'm speeding down the road on my wolf (I don't drive a car, I ride a wolf.) and there's helicopters, motorcycles, t-rexs, etc. hot on my tail. I've got the website files between my teeth (because I needed my hands to finish off the guitar solo I was playing at that time) and all of the sudden I sneeze! Causing a little chunk of the website files to fly out and into the hands of one of the thugs. Unfortunately I hadn't slept in two years, so I was a little off my game, and they ended up getting away with our new product pictures on the right!
So that's why the right side of the website is blank.
That, or a tried adding a picture and ended up ruining all the html coding over there...
*Cough cough*
-Eric Pause ¶ 3:58 PM
