I know you don't need yet another reason to go to the Toronto Clothing Show this September, but screw it, here's another:
Every year the Clothing Show gives away thousands of reusable tote bags to everyone that attends. The tote bags have a design printed on them by some well established artist, and are stuffed with all kinds of free product samples. Well, this year the Clothing Show called us up, in a tear filled panic, and straight up BEGGED us to design the bags. (That may or may not be true, I can't remember.) Anyway, of course we wanted to do it, but there was a catch. Just like a overdue payment to the mob, the design had to be finished within 24 hours, or they'd break our thumbs. Now, I'd like to tell you how difficult it was, and how we stayed up all night drinking coffee, crying and having fist fights in order to finish it, but that would be a lie. You see, Ken is a real life action hero, and he kicked out the design with ease in a mere couple hours, like that shit was his job! (It is.)
Needless to say, we're quite excited that they asked us to do it. We're not allowed to reveal the design just yet, so you'll have to settle with this teaser for now. At least you can sleep easy knowing that there is in fact a chubby bird wearing a hat in the design.
-Eric Pause ¶ 3:23 PM
