WE GON PARDAY LY IT'S YO BIRTDAY

Here's to the country that was abandoned by Pamela Anderson, Bret Hart, Leonard Cohen, Meg Tilly, Shalom Harlow, Jim Carrey, Doug Henning, Jack Black, Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves, Neil Young, Linda Evangelista, Todd McFarlane, and the guy who did Ren & Stimpy.
(We didn't want you anyway.)
Happy 142nd Canada! You don't look a day over 100.
-Eric Pause