Have you ever felt trapped in the same routine? Day in, day out, same things happening? Wake up at noon, throw full wine bottles at the beautiful women groupies until they leave, eat a bald eagle for breakfast (raw), do some wheelies...in a jet, travel back in time and sucker punch a t-rex, etc. Everyday like clockwork. Not a second late. Not a second early. Over and over again.
I used to feel like that. My life lacked beauty, meaning and insight. I thought I was destined to live with that unfulfilled feeling my entire life. That is until a friend suggested I add Andrew Pause to MSN. Seeing as how I've been Andrew's business partner for the last 3 years, I figured "Hey, why not?". Let me tell you, I was utterly flabbergasted at the beautifully thought out messages I received from Andrew. His words are evocative, crisp, and swift in their impact as he weaves impressions and insights through them. Andrew's MSN messages have real merit, a depth of insight and reflection that illuminates memory and the human condition. Don't believe me? Here's a sample of today's messages:
Annnddrreeww said (7:53 AM):
totes bored at work
Annnddrreeww said (8:34 AM):
update: biggest don't just walked in here. capri pants, turquoise crocs and small hoop earrings on a 40 year old man.
Annnddrreeww said (10:16 AM):
oh and ps about last nights licence plate. it was also sporting a neon light plate cover border thing. sign me up.
Annnddrreeww said (12:49 AM):
just took a crazy pic of 2 birds fighting to the death, i was right there taking pics and they didn't give a FUCK, its crazy out here man CRAZY
Annnddrreeww said (2:06 PM):
if you actually take the time to figure out the strategy, minesweeper is a sweet game. highly recommened, would play again and its a great way to stay in shape. ITS SO DEAD HERE
Annnddrreeww said (3:23 PM):
PIGS FEET
What did I tell you? Andrew leaves us hanging, ready for the next adventure, the next view from the peaks, but always with the knowledge that the past is with us.
Thanks to Andrew I now see the world in a new beautiful way. My life is never feels like a routine, I am never bored, and I even ENJOY throwing those wine bottles at the groupies now.
Thanks Andrew. I am forever in your debt.
-Eric Pause ¶ 4:30 PM
