pre-script. NEW SHIT AVAILABLE IN THE ONLINE STORE!!!@!#$!@#%
As a special few of you know, Eric is away on holiday and has left Ken and I in charge. Eric is usually the man behind this blog and he does a damn good job writing it, and it's a clear insult that neither Ken or I have kept up in entertaining you oafs. BTW all of our blog contributors, who get paid absolutely nothing to help us fill this space, have overdosed on heroin.
I don't write many blogs, yet I am an avid reader. I check up on Gavin, Derrik and the gang over at Streetcarnage.com often. I am a huge fan, like please sign my tits fan. Same goes for Lesley Arfin who also writes for Streetcarnage.com. A mammary signature would be much appreciated from her as well.
For those of you who don't know. Eric is on a little European expedition. He first stopped in Glasgow; defaced a banksy piece with our logo, hung out with lots of ugly people, sent us back photos of absurdly flavored candies, ate lunch in a cloud and checked out the underground club scene (which is apparently built for small children) complete with ball rooms and those bouncy castles.
Eric is now in Spain sending strange messages to me, with upside down characters and strange looking apostrophes. I hope he's ok.
-Andrew Pause ¶ 1:53 PM
