DAMN THE MAN

Hi Kids!
That's enough small talk. Let's get down to business. Our good friends at Golden Horseshoe are throwing a party tonight and you need to be there. Here's the info:
Kaz's Pub, St. Paul St., St.Catharines, Ontario, 9pm, no cover.
There's a TON of prizes being given away, including free tattoo time with some of Ontario's finest artists, artwork, comic book stuff, and over $150 worth of swanky Pause gear. If you didn't already know, the people at Golden Horseshoe are our favourite people ever, so come meet them. I promise you'll love them. And look, man...I didn't want to have to play this card, but if you don't show up...you are a racist.
Yeah.
I'll see you there!
-Eric Pause