WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS USE BIRTH CONTROL..

Silly alien, earthlings don't dress like eye curdling 35 year old paranoid schizophrenic Russian kindergarten teachers, with purple fizzy hair, a ring on every finger, 20+ necklaces, tie dyed sweat pants, and a wooden walking stick, that try and sell me opium out of their leopard skin with flashing LED lights suitcase, who did so much acid that their brain is now a pile of decaying mush full of misguided Wicca and Soulja Boy music videos.
*Whew*
Your disguise is so see through it's ridiculous.
-Eric Pause