Do you really want to start looking cool online from today onwards? Or do you want to keep looking at your stats counter and cutting yourself, realizing the only "hits" to your Facebook page are YOU looking to see what's going wrong? It's about time you checked out Pause Designs! And I've Got a Confession to Make...Are You Ready for it? Pause Designs is ULTRA SUPER DUPER EASY to join. Even a muffin could do it! A MUFFIN FOR GOD'S SAKE! So what's stopping you from joining Pause Designs today? Is it procrastination? Is it time? Is it money? Is it reading this complete bullshit blog? Or is it that NO ONE has ever held your hand and shown you step by step HOW to do it?
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Here's why...
- You'll meet extraordinarily cool people in our forum (See above picture) who are DYING to meet you and help you succeed. These professionals have YEARS of experience and KNOW what works!
- Rib night every Thursday. (BYOR)
- Free accommodations to Ken's bedroom for the first three months.
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After seeing the inside of our membership area, many of our friends, doomsayers, professional colleagues, and mortal enemies have told us that we’ve priced this offer much, much too low and that it should actually be $4097 plus $97 per month. For now, however, we’re leaving it at only $0 start up and $0 per month. But if demand is what we anticipate it will be, we’ll definitely raise the rate to $35,000 plus $6.75 per month. WOULDN'T YOU? Okay then, do yourself a favor and join now. Lock in your introductory price of only $0 per month by clicking here..
-Eric Pause ¶ 2:27 PM
