Have you ever been walking down the sidewalk, minding your own business, only to run into a girl so perfect it ruins your whole day? Does she know the power she possesses? Is life easier for her? Could she take down a rhino on her own? What's it like being so attractive? Well, being the hardcore get-answers-or-die-trying journalists we are here at Pause, we get answers to the questions you were too scared to ask. EVEN if it means tracking out and talking to a perfect 10. After 3 weeks straight of searching for the elusive perfect 10 in the remote village of Toronto, we stumbled upon Stephanie here (As seen in the photo above). She agreed to do the interview on the condition that we don't mention her name or show her face, for she feared her life may be in danger for answering these highly classified perfect 10 questions for a "Normie".
How long have you been a 10?
Haha, um, I'm not sure. 5 years?
What's it like?
It's fun. But you get bothered a lot by strangers.
Kind of like this?
No no. I meant by dirty old men. This is good. I've never been interviewed about being attractive before.
Sure you haven't. So do you still have to pay taxes?
Haha, yeah of course..
What?! This stupid country...Okay, do you nod to other 10's on the street?
No I don't.
Is there some kind of 10 secret society? Is it possible that I could be killed for even asking? Scratch your left ear if the answer is yes.
Haha, no there is no 10 secret society.
C'mon..
I promise you there is not.
Fine, whatever. You don't have to tell me. So overall is it a burden or a blessing?
Blessing. It makes things easier having good looks than not having them.
Have you ever had a job? If so, did you have to show up in order to get paid?
Haha, yes I've had many jobs. And I had to do work in order to get paid.
Bullshiiiiit.
I'm serious! I was a telemarketer before.
Bummer.
What did you have to do to become a 10? Was there any soul selling or deals with the mob or anything like that?
No no, I still have my soul. I guess just being into fashion as well as making myself look good did the trick. Being a 10 wasn't my goal though. I didn't even know I was until you said so. What makes me a 10 anyway?
Are you fishing for compliments? I'm already doing this interview with you to post all over the Internet, isn't that enough?
I'm serious! I really don't know.
Everyone else that we checked out was trying way too hard. Being a 10 is about not caring about being a 10. Whether it was too much make-up, or a silly haircut, or turning out to be a dude in the end...you have this "I'm hotter than everyone you know, but instead of going out let's stay in and watch movies" vibe. So much so that I'm willing to overlook your lame t-shirt and pretend that you're wearing heels instead of flip flops.
Hey!
Someone had to say it..
So how many boyfriends have killed themselves or became drunks trying to stay worthy to you?
Haha, none.
Okay lastly, who would win in a fight: a 10 or a rhino?
What's a rhino?
Uh..what? Are you serious? Y'know, a rhinocesaurus...wait...shit!...that's not what it's called. you just ruined my mind.
Andrew: You mean a rhinoceros.
Yes! Geez, thank you.
Oh! The rhinocesaurus would.
Right...thanks.
-Eric Pause
¶ 5:53 PM
