There's something about hotel rooms that makes us humans want to act like rambunctious 5 year olds on speed. Maybe it's the fact that it's not your house, it's not your friends house, it's clean, you can be as loud as you want, you can be as messy as you want, and you won't ever have to clean it up.
Now combine all that with the luxury suite at a certain expensive hotel, 3 friends, a massive water park chock full of cute girls, nothing to do tomorrow, and have it all ABSOLUTELY FREE. Well my friend, you've got yourself one hell of a good time.
Between getting kicked off the water slides for trying to use the tubes as surfboards, dragging the entire living room of our suite out onto the top floor balcony to enjoy the night in comfort, consuming my entire body weight in buffet 3 times a day, and being pampered in the VIP spa, I'm still thinking of all of you. So please, Great Wolf Lodge, Niagara Falls, Room 4289.
Bring a dessert.
-Eric Pause ¶ 3:20 PM
