Don't ever show me your lame Tony Hawk skate video again. (He's 40 years old and he can only do a 900? Pfffft.) My new favorite skateboarder of all time is Tristan Sorge. Why? Because he's 5. He's 5 years old, 3 foot nothing, and he shreds harder than that credit card you stole and maxed out. I couldn't even properly spread peanut butter onto toast until I was 16, and he's out there winning skate contests, sponsorships and the hearts of countless babes, having only been alive for 1825 days. Unreal.
To see more of his videos click HERE.
-Eric Pause ¶ 10:38 AM
