RATED G MOVIES ARE RUINING MY HOLIDAY
Santa Claus has a white beard and probably a urine stained lap while he sits '
pon his throne at the mall. Or all of the malls. Or none of the malls because he's like
waaaaaaay too busy.
The Santa Clause was a stipulation in a contract that Tim Allen's character was obligated to fulfill for knocking the previously listed man off of an icy roof.
Does Santa care whether or not you spell his name wrong?
Ummm, can you afford to take that chance?
Stop it.
-Chomps
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-Eric Pause
UKAMAKU'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS CONTEST!
Starting tomorrow our good pals at Ukamaku will be starting their "12 Days Of Christmas" contest. Each day, they'll be giving away awesome free stuff from each of the Designers featured on their website! And you don't even have to buy anything to be entered. Hello!
Check out Ukamaku.com for all the deets.
-Eric Pause
