If you don't know, 1/3 of Pause Designs has been missing since Sept.28th. This letter, along with this photograph was sent to us anonymously at 11:36 AM on 11/17/09
"Report of Lieut Col. William P. Cox. Thirty-third Infantry Enrolled NMEAF
HDDRS. 33RD REGT. ENROLLED NMEAF Cuba, Sun., November 15, 2009
DEAR SIR: We have the honor to report the result of our expedition on yesterday in the experiment territory of test subject codename: WHITE DEATH in Cuba, New Mexico.
Learning his whereabouts we struck camp on yesterday morning and made a forced march and came in contact with WHITE DEATH and his camp. We dismounted our men in the area, threw out infantry force into the woods beyond, sending a Calvary force who engaged the enemy and fell back, when WHITE DEATH raised the Indian yell and came in full speed upon our lines, shooting and yelling asnijd938h84gh0j6hh3%^$^U@$H^HETHrtjtj***TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED***"
WHITE DEATH is known to us as Andrew Pause. His training is obviously going very well and is almost complete. He will be extracted from the test area on December 7th, 2009. We can't fucking wait.
Although all of us at Pause are Canadian, and had our Thanksgiving over two fortnights ago, we'd like to wish all our American pals a wonderful Thanksgiving today. Here are some things we're thankful for today:
- Kicking those clumps of frozen slush off the back of your car’s mud flaps. - Not shaving for a week, then making a perfect handlebar mustache for just a minute. - Blowing your nose in the shower. - Watching penguins try to run. - Sneaking cheaper candy into the movie theater. - Bee beards. - Making someone laugh when they’ve got a really full mouth. - Those guitars that are 4 guitars in one. - Old, dangerous playground equipment. - Taking all the different Thanksgiving foods on your plate, and mixing them all together to create a delicious paste. - Blowing my nose in YOUR shower. - Locking people out of the car and pretending to drive away.
Independent Clothing website IAMTHETREND.com recently did quite the flattering write up on us. Here are some of the highlights:
"Finally a ride worth taking. Pause Designs is the most original action-adventure of the summer."
"Pause Designs delivers! She‘s the Ultimate Superhero!"
"Pause Designs will rock America!"
"Consistently Engaging, Clever & Insightful! A frothy comedy with subtext! Pause Designs reveals their versatility!"
"Travolta's terrific!"
I couldn't agree more. Batman, Superman, Spiderman, and The Incredible hulk are just not ultimate enough. Pause Designs IS the ultimatest superhero! Thank you to IAMTHETREND for finally pointing that out.
WHY CHOR BOOGIE IS TOO TOUGH TO DIE.
Last Saturday, world famous graffiti artist Chor Boogie was stabbed, twice, when trying to stop 4 people from stealing his spray cans. Yep, you read that. Stabbed. TWICE...over spray cans. Nice.
Well, thankfully this is Chor Boogie we're talking about here, not some normal human being with weaknesses. Instead of dying, Chor just just said "Meh." and continued on with his painting. How awesome is that?
